Week 6... overdue post!

I STILL DIDN'T MANAGE ONE ONE-ARM PUSHUP!!!  Arggg! Man, I really tried too, but it just didn't happen. Maybe next week.

Week 6 is a repeat of week 5. Did I improve over last week?

CHEST, SHOULDERS & TRICEPS, AB RIPPER X
Well, I gained reps or achieved my 8-10 goal on everything except the one-arm balance push-up (and the one-arm pushup... arggg again!) A couple of exercises needed more weights than I used last week. Some of the pushups are still being performed on my knees. I don't really care though since I'm feeling the burn.
As far as ab ripper... I'm still not doing every single rep like Tony & the gang, but I'm getting closer each time. This was the first day I did all 25 hip rock 'n raise ans well as all 25 pulse ups.

PLYOMETRICS
What's to say? I did it with good form and really pushed myself as I always do. I drenched myself in sweat too.

BACK & BICEPS, AB RIPPER X
Another great workout and more increases in weights this week too, so I'm happy with that. There are 24 exercises and almost half of them are different types of curls. The full-length mirror on the back of the bathroom door fell off the other day, so I've been using it in the living room to watch myself doing P90X, especially during this workout where form is so important.
No change in ab ripper... still bringing it!!!

YOGA X
Yoga's starting to get on my nerves. I don't know if it's just too long, too boring or just killer on my legs, but I very nearly quit after about 2/3 of the way through this dvd this week. I'm glad I didn't though. I liked it at first, but maybe I'm just not clearing my mind of the outside crap going on in my life and focusing on the workout. I'll try to make sure I'm not distracted next week.

LEGS & BACK, AB RIPPER X
Ohhh, my teeny-tiny bird legs really feel this monster of a workout. All those lunges and wall squats are killer. I've been feeling some sharpness in my right knee, especially when I do the speed squats and side lunges, so I'm not going to over-do it and risk injury.
Ab ripper saw improvements on the V-up/Roll-up combo (I did 14) and the Oblique V-ups (up to 15 on each side). Other than that, everything else is the same. I'm still knocking out all 50 Mason Twists at the end too!

I am so glad blogger auto-saves because my computer crashed a minute ago and had to restart, otherwise I would have lost all of the above!

KENPO-X
Still one of my favorites and with the mirror, I'm improving my form quite a bit. I pitty the fool who gets in my way during Kenpo!

As far as nutrition, I've made some bad choices with fast food, but I'll keep trying. Next week is another repeat of this one.

Still alive after week 5!!

It's been a week since I switched from morning workouts to evenings and I'm wondering why the hell I didn't do that earlier. I've always been an insomniac night-owl anyway. Unfortunately, the wife has given up on accompanying me after 3 1/2 weeks. She took a business trip to OKC for a week and didn't get to (or didn't want to... I'm not really sure) work out down there. After that, she never picked it back up. I'm trying to get her back into it, but so far to no avail.

As I stated in my previous posts, recovery week (week 4) was no walk in the park, but at least I wasn't doing any heavy lifting of weights. Well week 5 threw me back into full force with some intense workouts:

Monday: Chest, Shoulders & Triceps plus Ab Ripper X
Oooohhh the burn again! Some of the workouts include:

• Slow-Motion 3-in-1 Push-Ups - Start in wide push-up position, lower your body slowly (count 4 seconds) to the floor, then raise slowly in 4 counts again. Do the same in both military and standard push-up positions. I thought I was getting much better at pushups until I did these! Sheesh!
• In & Out Shoulder fly
• Chair Dips
• Plange Push-Ups - Just like military push-ups except your hands are further back next to your rib cage with your fingers pointing out. You then round your back at the top of the push-up.
• Pike Press - Your toes and hands are on the floor and your butt is up in the air so your whole body is in the shape of a "V". Keeping that form, you do a push-up so the crown of your head taps the floor (or at least mine does.)
• Scarecrow - Holding weights in each hand, you raise your arms so they're parallel to the floor but your elbows are bent at 90 degrees. Keeping elbows, wrists, and upper arms locked, you rotate the weights up and back as far as you can. Slowly return the weights to starting position and repeat. It reminds me of Beavis & Butthead when one of them says, "I have TP for my bunghole!!" I can't remember which one.
• Two-Twitch Speed Push-Ups - Do 4 fast and 3 slow standard push-ups. Repeat as many times as you can.
• Side-to-Side Push-Ups - Wide-feet, wide-hands position, you walk both hands to the right, perform a push-up, then walk both hands to the left and repeat.
• One-Arm Push-Up - I CANNOT DO ANY OF THESE!!! Not even on my friggin' knees! It makes me sick that I can't even squeeze one piss-poor formed one out, but I sure can't. Maybe next week. Frustrating!
• Clap Push-Ups - You clap your hands in mid-air between push-ups.
• One-Arm Balance Push-Ups - You perform a push-up, then twist up with one arm to perform a one-arm balance (like Jesus on the cross but with one hand on the ground and the other skyward.) You come back down and do another push-up, then another one-arm balance on the other side.

There's more... lots of flys, rows, presses and other stuff too. What's missing from this workout is curls and pull-ups, but there's every other move under the sun!

Tuesday - Plyometrics
Wednesday - Back & Biceps, Ab Ripper X
Thursday - Yoga X
Friday - Legs & Back, Ab Ripper X
Saturday - Kenpo X - I had a tougher time and didn't enjoy this as much as I did two weeks ago when my son did it with me :(
Sunday - Rest or X Stretch (I rested... again)

Next week is a repeat of the above. My goal... do a one-arm pushup!

30 day photos

This really shows me what areas I need to work on and it's a great motivator too! Things area progressing and I can't wait to see what my results will be in another 30 days! You like the frown/smile? Typical for before & after photos, right? You'll need to click on the photos to see the whole thing.

"Recovery Week"? Yeah, right!

After three weeks of taking a pounding, my body was begging for some relief. Week four is called Recovery Week and it's supposed to allow my body to recover from the hard resistance training and enhance my adaptive process. According to the P90X fitness guide, this week focuses on tightening the entire midsection into a "hard, ripped sheet." Core strength, balance, and flexibility are the focus of the week as my body increases its stabilizer-muscle strength during recover and ab focus.

Day 1 of the week was Yoga X, which I enjoy although it's quite a challenge still.
Day 2 was Core Synergistics, the first time for this workout. This was the toughest workout yet, I think. This workout focuses on strengthening the lumbar spine and trunk muscles. Some of the exercises include:

• Stacked Foot Pushups - standard pushup position, but your right arm is out in front of your body while your left hand is tight beside your rib cage and you stack your feet one on top of the other. Tough stuff!
• Bananna Roll - Tougher yet! You lie on your back with your legs & arms extended straight out approx. 6-12 inches off the floor (biceps should be beside ears) and hold for five counts. Then you roll to your side side, keeping legs and arms extended and off the floor. Roll to stomach, keeping legs & arms off floor. Hold for 5 counts. Continue to roll to the other side, maintaining form, until ending up on your back in original start position. You repeat this process, rolling back to the start position. Sounds easy, but try it for yourself.
• Prison Cell Pushup - You start standing then bend forward, place your hands on the floor, jump back to plank position, perform a pushup, then bring your right knee in towards your chest, then put it back. Do another pushup, then bring your left knee in, put it back, do a third pushup, then jump up to standing position. And that's one rep... ugh!
• Superman Banana - Just like the banana roll, but you try to get as much of your body up off the ground as you can while on your stomach, then roll to your back.

There's lots more, but those are the doozies for me. It's a 57 and a half minute workout.

Day 3 - Kenpo X. I'm liking this more and more each time I do it.
Day 4 - X Stretch
Day 5 - Core Synergistics again
Day 6 - Yoga X
Day 7 - Rest or X Stretch

Now here's the bad news for me. I had to take a week off from the program due to a business (and pleasure) trip to Florida. I tried to consider how I was going to perform week 5 at the hotel, but it really wasn't feasable. I really prefer weights over the resistance bands now and being that week 5 is the start of Phase 2 and includes some new workouts, I decided to just take a week off and get right back at it when I got back. Also, there was no dvd player in the hotel room.

Oh, by the way, PHASE ONE IS DONE!!! That means I have to take 30-day photos... They'll be posted next!

Week 3 in the books!!!

I think one word can sum up week three: progress.
I'm really starting to feel like I'm accomplishing something now. I have the same desire and excitement about this program now as I did before day one and I can't wait until day 90. I'm kicking out more and more reps, increasing my weights, and improving my form daily.
Don't get me wrong... this is tough stuff and from other blogs I've read, it's not going to get any easier. As Tony says, "Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your body." As long as I keep my enthusiasm and determination up, I'll keep pushing play on that DVD player and keep pushing myself as hard as I can to get the results I'm looking for.

Below are my results so far. You'll have to click on each chart to see it in its entirety.

CHEST & BACK

SHOULDERS & ARMS

LEGS & BACK
(Some of these exercises are left blank as they aren't counted)

 
AB RIPPER X
 

 
Next week is recovery week and then after that, I'll be in Florida on business and I'm going to figure out how to get my workouts in while I'm down there.

Week Two

Oh, thank god week one is over... I haven't felt that sore in a long time (if ever.)

Week 2 is in the books now and I've seen mostly gains as far as reps all across the board from week 1.
I'm going to ask my wife to help me figure out how to post my results on the spreadsheet I'm using instead of typing them here. I'm really glad I've kept a written track of every exercise so that I can try to improve from week to week.

CHEST & BACK
Most of the pushups I'm doing are on my knees so I can perfect my form. Once I'm getting enough reps, I'll go on my feet for more difficulty. When that becomes a breeze, I'll just do them faster!
As far as pull-ups and chin-ups, I've nearly doubled what I did in week 1, so I'm pretty proud of that. Week 1 seemed like a bit of a trial week because this was the first time I did all of these workouts and it was a little confusing and hard to keep up with Tony, but week 2... I knew exactly what to do! My favorite workout here is "Heavy Pants." You step one foot in front of the other and squat down like you're tying your shoe, except you're holding 30 lb. dumbells. You pick them up while bending over and lift them to your waist as if you're pulling up your pants. My least favorite is Decline Push-Ups... ugh!! You're in regular push-up form, except your feet are up on a chair, thus the decline. I can't even squeak one out... or one that I would count anyways (yet!!). I'm finding that if I do faster pushups, I can do more.

PLYOMETRICS
Not too much to say about this workout. It wasn't near as bad as last week, so I'm improving there as well. I really got my heart rate up during plyo and I sweat (sweated??) ...whatever. There's a lot of jumping and lunges here, but Tony makes it even more crazy by making me land softly like a cat instead of pounding on the ground (which is better for the joints as well), but man, oh man, those soft landings really work the calves!

SHOULDERS & ARMS
I'm going back and forth between weights and resistance bands until I figure out what works best for me. What's funny is that the relative whom I borrowed the dumbells from laughed at me when I wanted the 30's for curls... Week 1, round 1 (in & out curls) I pumped out 16 reps using 20 lbs., round 2 I did 11. Week 2, round 1 I did 14 using 20's, round 2 I tried the bands and did 16. These are a good number of reps if I want to "tone," but I'm looking to bulk up fast, so I need to be doing 8-10 reps with the last couple being really hard. Week 3, I'll be using 30's. I think this is one of my favorite workouts. My poor skinny arms really took a beating after week 1... especially after this particular workout, but I feel great now and am noticing a little definition in my tricepts already. Nothing anyone would notice yet really, but it's something!

YOGA-X
Geez, Louise this is tough! Balance is not my forte, but I'm working on it. The first half hour is like standing on one leg (bent) with the other straight in the air behind you while your arms are spread out and you're looking behind you and BREATHE!! The rest is mostly stretching, which is ok with me even though I've lost a lot of flexability over the years. Anyone who thinks Yoga is just a bunch of streching and chanting hasn't done Yoga-X.

LEGS & BACK
I improved on every single exercise during this workout this week, except for a couple, which I matched week 1. There are a lot of lunges (again) and pull-ups here and it's still quite tough, especially on my legs. At least the soreness isn't lasting days... only minutes! I'm using a chair for support for my pull-ups and will wein myself off of it when I feel like I can do some properly.

KENPO-X
This is not my cup of tea and I feel like a little girl trying to do some of these things, but I'm trying. This really gets my heartrate going... it's killer! Tons and tons of punches and kicks. I love how they've composed the music to the beat of the workout! Jab, punch, uppercut... Jap, punch, uppercut...

AB RIPPER X
This is done on the same day and directly after the Chest & Back, Shoulders & Arms and Legs & Back workouts. I am crazy impressed with this week's improvement! On some of the workouts, I wish there was more time so I could do more! The only exercise I'm struggling with is the V-Up/Roll-Up Combos. You lie down on your back, legs down, hands reaching up in the air as you sit up, touching your toes. As you come back down, you lift your feet up off the ground and then "pulse" up to your toes which are now in the air! The sit up is a breeze, but that pulse up is killer! I could only do 2 on week 1 Monday. On Wed., I did 7, on Fri., I did 7 again. Week 2: Monday I did 6, Wednesday I did 11 and Friday I did 12. Everything else has just that kind of improvement. I really love this workout because it's fast (only 15 minutes) yet it's intense. I'm anxious to see that 6-pack!

The seventh day is your choice of either rest (no workout at all) or Stretch-X. I had so much crap to do that I decided to rest.

More difficult that the workouts themselves is trying to figure what to eat (and what not to eat too.) I made a spreadsheet which lays out exactly what I eat in a day, but it's proving to be pretty expensive and very time consuming. Not to mention a big bummer for the kids since I had them try a couple days worth of Lemon Garlic Tilapia, Turkey Burgers and Butternut Squash Soup. They're not fans. Now that I have an understanding of what is good and bad to eat, I think I'm going to ditch the precise calculations of calories and the percentages of proteins, carbs and fats and just eat healthy. I've got my protein shake and bars and I've got the will power to abstain from McDonald's and Wendy's. It's just a matter of making good choices about the foods I eat. I don't need to loose weight, so I'm not needing to be as strict as other people might be with their diets.

Week 3 will be an even better improvement overall, then it's recovery week and a whole new set of exercises. BRING IT!!!

So Far, So Good

I knew this was going to be tough and I sure haven't been disappointed. What was already a busy life has now become a fight for every minute of the day. Going to bed early to ensure a good night's sleep has been the most difficult part of the past week and I've been struggling. Luckily, I've had the past few days off of work which allows me to get up at 4:30 with my wife and work out with her before she leaves for work, then take a nap during the day.

In lieu of daily postings, I've decided to provide a weekly wrap-up blog since I don't seem to have quite enough time to devote to daily posts. I've only lost a couple of pounds, which is fine as I'm not looking to lose weight at all. Believe it or not, definition in my arms is beginning to show already, especially my tricepts, which were really sore last week.

As far as nutrition, I've stuck to the plan thus far and will continue to do so for the remainder of the program, however I can't wait until the next phase (two more weeks away) so I can add more carbs and cut back on the protein a bit. Yesterday, I ate fast food for the first time since starting the program, but it was all figured in to the daily diet. It was a Club Salad from Subway and I brought my own low-fat dressing since theirs had way too much fat.

I feel a lot better in the mornings, especially after the workouts and am adding just a little bit of stamina to each DVD as the days go by. I know it's only been a week, but I feel like I've accomplished quite a bit. I'm going to see if I can copy these DVD's as a backup and to take with me on an upcoming four day business trip to Florida in a couple of weeks.

Week 2 and week 3 are a repeat of week 1, so after the 7th day (rest or X-Stretch... I chose X-Stretch and I'm glad I did), day 8 is back to Chest & Back. So far I've improved a bit on C&B from day 1 and this week I'm devoting my efforts to proper form and will try to keep up with Tony & the gang, but man, they are freaky bionic aliens in my opinion!

Day 6 - Kenpo X

I SWEATED!!! Now this is a workout! Constantly moving, jumping, punching, kicking, jabbing... I loved it! I just imagined beating the crap out of people I don't think too highly of (rude customers mostly) and I was able to take out a lot of aggression. My heart rate got up to 175 at one point, but I can't remember what my target heart rate was. I was absolutely exhausted after Kenpo but felt great all day long. I had lots of energy and being off of work, I was able to get a lot of housework done.

Tomorrow is either a rest day or Stretch X. I'm going to Stretch X for sure!

Today's Nutrition:

• Breakfast
• Turkey Sausage Muffin
• Protein Drink
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• Recovery Drink
• Lunch
• Tuna Salad w/ 1 T. Olive Oil (It's hard finding enough approved fat for this diet!!)
• 2 slices Whole Wheat Bread
• Snack
• 1/4 C. Almonds
• 2 oz. Turkey Jerkey
• Dinner
• 8 oz. Salmon
• 1 C. Cottage Cheese 1%

Day 5 - Legs & Back and Ab Ripper X

Although still a bit sore from the previous days, I'm starting to feel a little bit better. I don't grunt every time I sit up or sit down anyways. Legs & Back was a good workout. I completed half of it in the morning, then the other half, inclucing ARX after work, which was unintentional. I'm doing better and am looking forward to the ARX workouts. The V-Up/Roll-Up combos kick my butt!

Something I've noticed which is starting to make me wonder... I'm not sweating! Believe me, I'm pushing as hard as I can without injuring myself and it's fairly warm in the house. Hmmm..

Tomorrow is Kenpo X. That should get my heart rate up and get me sweating.

Today's nutrition:

• Breakfast:
• A protein drink
• an apple
• 3 slices of turkey bacon
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• 1 Cup of Celery with 2 T. Peanut Butter
• Lunch
• Chicken Salad
• 10 baby carrots
• Protein drink
• 1/3 C Bananna Chips
• Snack
• String Cheese
• Protein Bar
• Dinner
• Turkey Burger
• 1 C Cottage Cheese
• 2.5 C Caesar Salad

2382 Calories, 223 g. Protein, 142 g. Carbs, 100g. Fat

Day 4 - Yoga X

Well last night's salmon turned out to be quite delicious! I found a recipe at allrecipes.com for "Salmon Fillets with Creamy Dill" and I thought it was delicious. My wife said to cut back on the mustard next time. To me, the nutrition part of P90X is more difficult than the workouts! It was a bit difficult the first couple of days to eat 2400 calories in a day, but my hard-working muscles are now beginning to develop an appetite. The tricky part is still dividing those calories between 50% protein, 30% carbs and 20% fat.

 

I made the mistake of assuming that today's Yoga X workout was an hour long. Nope! Try an hour and a half! I wasn't able to finish it in time to get going for the day, so I completed it after work. I had heard from others that it was no walk in the park, and they were right! This was my first experience with Yoga and holding some of those poses and balancing took some getting used to. I really felt relaxed and the kids had a chance to follow along tonight as well. I'm looking forward to this workout again.

Today's Nutrition:

• Breakfast
• Protein Drink w/milk
• Turkey Sausage Muffin - So Yummy!! 
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• Recovery Drink
• Lunch
• Caesar Salad
• 4 boiled egg whites
• 2 C Celery
• 1 C Cottage Cheese 1%
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• 1/4 C Almonds
• Dinner
• 8 oz. Chicken Breast
• 10 String Beans
• 1 Yogert (light)
• 2 T fat free ranch dressing

2404 Calories, 242 g. Protein, 169 g. Carbs, 97 g. Fat

Day 3 - Shoulders & Arms and Ab Ripper X

Even though I'm still quite sore from days one and two, I managed to complete the third day with much enthusiasm. The weights and/or resistance bands came into play often today. It was a bit difficult trying to pick up the specific exercise they were doing while keeping form and finding the right weight to work with. That's exactly why I wright down what type of weight I use and how many reps I did for each set.

 

I love the fact that each exercise is repeated. Example: You'll do the first three exercises while recording your results after each, then repeat each of those again to give you an opportunity to adjust your weights to accomodate your particular needs. I'm going more for bulk, so I'm concentrating on 8-10 reps with the final two designed to be extremely difficult.

 

I didn't show too much improvement during Ab Ripper X this morning, but enjoyed the workout just the same. I'm really starting to feel the abs when I sit, stand and especially when I cough or sneeze! The girls at work facetiously make fun of me as I grunt while I walk around the studio and try to sit in a chair or get up.

 

Today's Nutrition:

•  Breakfast
• Protein Drink w/ milk
• 3 slices Turkey bacon
• Chicken Scramble
• Snack
• Recovery Drink
• Protein Bar
• Lunch
• Chicken Salad
• Protein Drink w/ milk
• 3 oz. String Cheese
• Almonds
• Snack
• 30 Pistachios 
• 3 oz. String Cheese
• Dinner
• 8 oz. Salmon
• 1 C. Asparagus
• 1 C. Wild Rice

2897 Calories, 284 g. Protein, 185 g. Carbs, 108 g. Fat

Day 2 - Plyometrics

Jump, squat (hold it... hold it...), jump, turn, twist, jump higher, lunge! This workout was intense! It was difficult to crawl out of bed this morning after last night's workout.

 

I was able to complete about half of each set before becoming completely pooped. About half way though Plyo, I became a bit nauseous and had to pace myself. Man, oh man, the burn in my legs! It feels great though.

 

For breakfast I had 6 egg whites scrambled with 1 cup of mushrooms and 3 oz. chicken. It was pretty bland so I salt, peppered and tabasco'd it up a bit. I'm not a breakfast eater, especially early in the morning, but I was able to shove about 3/4 of the helping down. I also didn't time the morning quite right and had to hustle. I also drank a protien shake before the workout and rubbed some Ben Gay on my right tricept which was nearly pulled from last nights pull ups. It's pretty sore.

 

I've been sipping on my recovery drink all morning. I better go finish that off now.

 

I need to get the word out about this blog so people can acutally read this and comment.

 

Tomorrow, I'm going to really BRING IT!!!

Today's Nutrition:

• Breakfast
• Protein Drink
• 6 egg whites
• 3 oz. Chicken
• 1 C. Mushrooms
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• Recovery Drink
• Lunch
• Tuna Salad
• Protein Drink
• 2 whole wheat bread slices
• 1 C. Cottage cheese
• 15 baby carrots
• Snack
• Protein Bar
• 3 oz. String Cheese
• Dinner
• 8 oz. Turkey Burger
• 1 C. Grapes
• 1 C. Olives

2642 Calories, 305 g. Protein, 186 g. Carbs, 71g. Fat

Day 1 - Chest & Back and Ab Ripper X

Oh... My... God!!! What a workout! I'm having a little trouble holding my forearms off the desk to type as I normally would, that's how sore I am. The worst part is that I know I'll feel even worse in the morning. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep up with Tony & the gang on the DVD and sure enough... I didn't, but I wrote down the number of reps I completed for each exercise which will give me a starting point to set goals. I had a protein shake before, drank lots of water during, and enjoyed a recovery drink after.

This workout was done in the evening tonight due to the fact that I didn't receive the program in the mail until today. I had set today as day one, but the P90X took longer to get here than I thought.

My wife is also following along with me, which is great motivation! We had a late start on finalizing our meal plan for this week as we didn't have the nutrition guide to follow, so as soon as we received it, I spent a couple of hours on the computer planning out meals. Phase 1 - Fat Shredder. We're both a Level II, which means our nutrition level is 2400 calories/day. That's not hard to accomplish, but trying to balance the day's intake of calories in proportions of 50% protein, 30% carbs and 20% fat takes some calibrating. I've got the next couple of days planned out... we'll see how it goes!

I'm loving it so far, but we'll see if that changes in the morning. Tomorrow going to be a beast with Plyometrics! BRING IT!

Day 1 Photos

T-minus two days

Hello all and welcome!

After seeing Tony Horton's popular infomercial, I decided to dig a little deeper and research the P90x program for myself. I spent weeks reading blogs from P90x graduates and current participants. I watched numerous videos detailing people's transformations. I asked questions. I got answers.

The dvds are in the mail and I, along with my wife, are scheduled to "bring it" starting on Monday.

Equipment I purchased:

• P90x Program DVDs and guides - $61.95 on ebay
• Five resistance bands and a Chin-up bar - $34.99 on ebay
• (2) 2lb. containers of "Amplify" Protien shake mix - $67.49 at GNC
• (2) containers "After Glow" Recovery drink mix - $90.00 at GNC
• Body fat calipers - $16.99 at GNC
• Two pairs of workout gloves - $24.00 at Target
• Perfect Pushup - $29.99 at Target
• 10, 15, 20, and 30 lb. dumbells - borrowed from relative

I figure the best way to keep motivated is to document my progress on this blog. Motivation is going to be key in this process, but with the support of my wife and workout partner as well as my online friends in addition to my own personal will to succeed, I am confident that I'll finish these 90 days in the best shape of my life. It's the beginning of a new life, a new attitude, a new me and I can't wait!!!

Now, is it crazy that I'm sitting here eating ice cream  so that I can look as horrible as possible for my "before" photo? Hey, I do need to clean out our fridge and cupboards of junk food, so I might as well eat it up instead of throwing it out before I start, right?  :)